For the record, kids: Radar's April issue does not, as Rush & Molloy report, claim that Will Smith and his wife have "been recruited into—dun dun dun!—the Church of Scientology." The takeaway among the bleary-eyed gossip crowd from our cover story on the religion, which includes church leader Dave Miscavige's own niece recounting being forced into hard labor as a child and separated from her parents for months at a time, seems to be that we said Will Smith is a Friend of Xenu. Which would make his forceful denials of the accusation awkward for us, right?
Here's what we said about Will Smith: