Absolutely no cover consensus this week in the glossies.
In Touch decides that Brad and Angie are expecting a boy ... and a girl! The mag points out that would bring the total Brangie kid count to six—three boys, three girls—essentially making them the Brady Bunch minus the lovely girls having hair of gold like their mother's.
Us has some exclusive with Lauren Conrad who's been stabbed in the back by various "friends" whose names mean nothing to us because we're over 25 and not allowed to pay too close attention to anything involving LC and the bubblegum bunch.