Former MLB slugger Jose Canseco is a lot of things—admitted steroid user, wife beater (twice), nightclub patron assaulter—but to the man's credit, most of the accusations he levied against his former comrades in his 2005 best-selling tell-all Juiced turned out to be true. Which is why Detroit Tiger outfielder Magglio Ordonez, one-time Hall of Fame shoe-in Roger Clemens, and stripper-loving reigning AL MVP Alex Rodriguez should at least be slightly worried about their inclusion in Canseco's forthcoming Juiced sequel, Vindication—in book stores opening day!