Last night, the Rock of Love 2 crew took a jaunt to the city of sin. Not the kind of disease-sharing, drug-fueled, mindblowingly raunchy jaunt to Vegas that Michaels knows from his hair band heydays, though. What should have been a freak fest between the dated rockstar and his unstable stable of bimbos was a weepfest drenched in the unmistakable stench of C.C. DeVille.
Oh, and golf. Jessica, a self-proclaimed high school varsity golfer, mocked Destiney's inferior putting capacity, not knowing of course that it's far more embarrassing to be good at golf than bad. Destiney took it all in stride, demonstrating what she undoubtedly lettered in—rolling around on the ground and flashing her crotch—her own take on the concept of a hole in one.