• Murder, he said: A New York hedge-fund manager/art collector testifying in the Anthony Pellicano trial Tuesday said that the accused celeb wiretapper once offered to have a man killed for him. Acting as his own lawyer, Pellicano didn't dispute the charges, but spoke of himself in the third person, like all sane people, and challenged how the witness had remembered the wording of the offer.
• On the market: Rumor has it Ivanka Trump has split with her New York Observer beau Jared Kushner. Perhaps she disapproves of his possible bid for Newsday?
• Little Miss Doubtfire: The National Enquirer claims it was Robin Williams' relationship with a 27-year-old woman, and not simply "irreconcilable differences," that led his wife to end their marriage.
WAIT, THERE'S MORE: Oprah goes to the dogs; man boobs; and oh no America!