• In your face, Mini-me: Vern Troyer has nothing on Jyoti Amge, a 23-inch-tall, 11-pound, 14-year-old dwarf in India. She "has already given some thought to becoming a Bollywood actress," the Daily Mail reports. Alert Lou Dobbs.
• Playing video games isn't very Chanel: Karl Lagerfeld will nonetheless give voice to a radio DJ in the forthcoming Grand Theft Auto: 4—presumably because they offered him a lifetime supply of fingerless driving gloves emblazoned with Rockstar Games logos.
• After the whores, hotdogs: Hooker-having former Governor Eliot Spitzer takes a stroll in Central Park with wife Silda—further proof he's still being punished, as no free man ever willingly goes for walk in the park with his wife.
• Just what the Internet needed, another funny video site: It's Videogum, from the folks who bring you Stereogum. Way to fill that gaping void!