If in the slight chance Adam Divello and Co. are in fact saying something incredibly profound with these bonus episodes of The Hills, it can be summed up thusly: Girl, if you ditch your ladies for some dude, you will most certainly regret it. Last night's episode of The Hills featured Heidi getting screwed over as she tried to branch out on her own post-Spencer Pratt, while Lauren and Whitney continued to conquer the world with their inimical ability to push models onto runways in the correct order.