Keya Morgan, the man who found the Marilyn Monroe blowjob flick, hit The Early Show this morning to discuss the film. There's not really a lot to discuss—yep, it's Marilyn blowing some guy—so the hosts focus on FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover's obsession with proving that the blowee was President Kennedy. Apparently, the bureau went frame by frame with a couple of hookers alleged to have serviced the president in what must have been the world's most interesting police line-up ever. Still, they were unable to determine the identity of the guy on the receiving end of that touch of pink, despite the fact that "they analyzed his phallus." Perhaps the best part of the interview comes when Morgan is asked if the movie is graphic. "It is graphic," he responds. "I was honestly shocked when I saw it. I mean, you hear a lot of rumors, there's a lot of cockamamie stories..." There sure are, Keya. There sure are.