• Drug supplements: According to The Sun, rocker Pete Doherty has been supplementing his methadone with heroin smuggled into his prison detox unit. Kate Moss's ex was incarcerated last week after failing to take court-ordered drug tests and admitting to possession of crack, weed, heroin, and ketamine.
• Monroe doctorin': The Marilyn Monroe hummer tape—real, or hoax? Defamer's gone to great lengths in pulling together an item defending the honor of the late-great powerfucker. The takeaway: a blowjob shall now be called a "blowjoy."
• Awkward situation room: CNN has apologized to China and its people, after commentator Jack Cafferty called the Chinese a "bunch of goons and thugs" and Chinese products "junk." Hey, at least he wasn't interfering with the Olympic torch.
YES, THERE'S MORE: The Pope's pissed; record label threatens Winehouse; and Potter nerd is a crybaby, too!