• Class act: Today, Pennsylvania votes in its Democratic primary, and to mark the occasion, Hillary Clinton's launched a new ad peppered with images of Osama Bin Laden and Pearl Harbor and meant to intimate that rival Barack Obama sucks and is a weakling.
• Kicking them down: Douglas Bruce, a Colorado legislator, added some colorful language to the immigration debate on Monday, calling Mexican workers "illiterate peasants" before the state House of Representatives. Bruce, who's also been known to kick a photographer, was ordered to leave the podium.
• Obama cock blocks Couric: As goes the North Carolina Democratic debate, so goes little Katie Couric's hopes of proving she's at least as good as Charles Gibson.
• Write on: Amy Winehouse has received three nominations for the Ivor Novello Awards, Britain's top honor for songwriting.
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