The New York Times' Lede blog points out the astonishing similarities between the two-hour message allegedly released by Al Qaeda's number two Ayman al-Zawahri—in which he discredits conspiracy theories that give credit for 9/11 to Israel—and the above video from the Onion News Network, in which an Al Qaeda operative shoots down other 9/11 conspiracy theories. Al Qaeda's firing it's marketing manager right now. [The Lede]