Third-most hated person on the Internet Julia Allison has more pressing issues than her maybe upcoming TV show on Bravo: she has a stalker! Not in the traditional sense of the word, mind you; Allison's stalker doesn't physically follow her around or threaten her or cut off locks of her hair while she's sleeping or otherwise do anything that technically qualifies as "stalker-y."
No, this is surveillance of a different order: