• Love MaSheen: Nici, the barn manager of a stable of prostitutes, tells Rolling Stone that she's booked a $20k fleet of whores for Charlie Sheen as recently as last year. The prize detail: "When Nici dropped four girls off at his penthouse, she found the actor in silk pajamas with 'C. MaSheen' embroidered over the pocket."
• Don't go changin': Mariah Carey is sporting 17-carats (estimated at $2.5 million) of pink and purple diamonds on her ring finger, and rumor has it that it's an engagement ring from Nick Cannon. Good luck, Nick.
• Wings of desire: Prince William has used his flying skills to go somewhere other than stag weekends and his girlfriend's backyard! Will took part in a secret, 30-hour visit to troops in Afghanistan over the weekend, though he wasn't allowed to take off or land the transport aircraft.
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