• Sofa king ridiculous: Oprah sat on Tom Cruise's couch and confronted him about "The Sofa Incident" on part one of her Cruise-fest, which aired Friday. Cruise told Lady O he jumped because "you were egging me on." Part two will air today, brace yourself for more softball questions and Suri-gushing.
• Rights on: New celebrity cause alert! Human-rights public awareness videos for the U.S. Campaign for Burma are hitting the Web. The spots will be distributed on fanista.com and feature the likes of Ellen Page, Will Ferrell, and Jennifer Aniston.
• Make room for the Holy Spirit: Delmer Reed, a former parishioner of the Rev. Jeremiah Wright, tells friends that the Rev stole his wife when they sought couples counseling from him. Wright is now married to the former Mrs. Delmer Reed, Ramah.
SURE, THERE'S MORE: More on Hillary Clinton's manhood; Barbie vs. Bratz; and performance art!