• West Virginia is for vampires: Hillary Clinton won big in West Virginia Tuesday, scoring 67 percent of the vote. "This race isn't over yet," the Undead said, addressing supporters. "I am more determined than ever to carry on this campaign until everyone has had a chance to make their voices heard."
• Ready the post-presidential spam filters: After ditching his personal computer for security reasons, President Bush is really looking forward to corresponding with friends and family after his term. First e-mail blast: the talking cat collection. He's obsessed.
• Know your audience: Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham says "all the men that like me are gay." Care to comment, hubby David Beckham?
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