The realization that "The Change you Deserve," the new theme for beleaguered congressional Republicans, was also once used to market the antidepressant Effexor, got us thinking: What other well-phrased pharmaceutical marketing slogans could politicians put to work? Wasn't it Hillary Clinton who said "a great tomorrow starts tonight" when she trounced Obama in West Virginia this past Tuesday? No, that's actually the slogan for the sleep aid Lunesta, but it totally would have worked! Some other possibilities: