Harumph. You call that a season finale? Seriously, there were so many things that bugged us about last night's episode of Gossip Girl that we don't even know where to begin. The show's writers sort of redeemed themselves in the final 10 minutes when they paved the way for a whole season's worth of teenage bed-hopping (we hope!) by setting up every character with a different person than they began the episode with, but we couldn't help but feel kind of underwhelmed by how things panned out.
In no particular order, let's review: