• Bad instinct: Continuing her work as a foreign policy expert, Sharon Stone asked if the Chinese earthquake is maybe just "karma" for China's treatment of the Tibetans, which she is "not happy about." Stone previously embarrassed herself on the international stage when visiting Israel in 2006 and talked about all the wonderful Jews she employs.
• Conspiracy theorist: Bill Clinton inched ever closer toward insanity in South Dakota Sunday, suggesting that Hillary is the victim of a "cover up." "She will win the general election if you nominate her," said the former pres, "They're just trying to make sure you don't."
• Photo-op: NASA's Mars Phoenix spacecraft landed successfully on an unexplored area of Mars and sent back the first-ever pictures of the region.
SURE, THERE'S MORE: The White House gets pissy, again; a new Bond; and McCain tells Obama to go to hell!