When we checked in with fossilized Post gossip Cindy Adams last week to find out why she flip-flopped on Harrison Ford doing his own stunts in Indiana Jones, her assistant told us she was unavailable for comment because she had just "left the country." Today, Cindy lets us know that she did in fact depart the U.S. ... for, uh, Kazakhstan. Writes the old kook in a rambling, non-sequitor-laced dispatch from Astana that is a year and a half past the point of relevance: