How did last night's Sex and the City: The Movie premiere in New York go? How the hell would I know? I have a penis. You think I care about this crap? Still, I'm aware that many Radar readers do not have penises, and if the demographic studies are in any way accurate, you cannot get enough of this stuff. So let the good folks from the local NBC affiliate clue you in. I promise I don't think any less of you. [Snickers] Enjoy!