As if anyone could imagine an even tinier version of Pete Wentz, the Fall Out Boy bassist and his wife Ashlee Simpson-Wentz (she took the name), are expecting a wee-mo.
Has it been nine months yet? Feels like it. Here's a history of the alleged pregnancy, from conception to confirmation—in the happy couple's own words.
• "There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover.... I mean really, this is crazy.... I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it."—Wentz in an e-mail to MTV on April 14