It's not enough, Brigitte Bardot, that you used to be incredibly, life-affirmingly hot, or even that you really, really care for animals and their unfair treatment. You're old and ugly now, and nobody likes recidivist race-baiters. Not even Paris courts, which today convicted the former starlet of "provoking discrimination and racial hatred" against Muslims. Then again, it's your fifth conviction for such things, Bardot, so we suppose all that hotness from so long ago helps at least a little bit. [CNN]