• The skinny: French first lady Carla Bruni says she fell for that old dog Sarkozy after being "seduced by his physique and his intelligence." Hmmm, his physique? Is she thinking of the Photoshopped version?
• Talentless agency: Audrina Patridge has left Hollywood talent agency UTA, which still reps Lauren Conrad, Whitney Port, and Lo Bosworth. A source told E! that Audrina felt the agency had a "conflict of interest" in repping both her and Conrad. And don't even get us started on Lo.
• Snapped: Celebrity photographer Edwin W. Merino has been arrested for allegedly stalking Jamie Lynne Spears and fiancé Casey Aldridge.
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