The few remaining Americans paying attention just giggled in unison this morning:
"Your eminence, you're looking good," Bush told the pope shortly after arriving at the Vatican, launching the leaders' third visit together.
Good Pope Ratzi was touring the American warlord through the Vatican gardens today when this sort of sexy Brokeback moment took place. James Wolcott was right: George Bush did make everyone gay! Our prez has just now arrived in France, where he will first feel up and then compliment French President Nicolas Sarkozy on his great quads.