First, they tied up Minnesota's private pony bits. Now, scientists have reconsidered, performing what is thought to be the first reverse vasectomy on an endangered species. What the hell were the doing screwing with his horsehood in the first place given his special rare status, you might ask. Sometimes, horny Przewalski ponies overdo it and the population becomes overrun with the stud's brood. Makes sense. In any case, good luck to you, Minnesota! [In unrelated animal-phallis news, some guy threatened his girlfriend and cops with his enormous albino python.] [MSNBC]