• The Bear Rub: They may be Colbert's enemy, but we can't get enough of bears and their ursine grooving .
• So many houses, so little time: Cindy McCain, who has a $100 million fortune from something or other, has defaulted on taxes for one of her beachfront properties.
• Utah or bust: The women of the polygamist FLDS church in Texas have started their own children's clothing line that "meets the FLDS standards for modesty and neatness." Their sleepwear makes a great gift for weddings and role play!
• All in the family: Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane and Google struck a deal for a new Internet-only show consisting of unrelated and barely tangential jokes told in the past tense, fittingly titled "Seth MacFarlane's Cavalcade of Cartoon Comedy."
• Lemme guess: Lots of cocaine, a few weird stories, and readers left wondering why exactly Pete Doherty and Kate Moss captivated us in the first place.
• Well, that explains Monk: The average TV viewer's age is now over 50.