That Ted Koppel, he's still got it. Last night, what started out as a regular old erudite and informative discussion with Conan O'Brian about his recent special on China, "People's Republic of Capitalism," quickly turned into a new type of erudite and informative discussion—on the country's latest native tongue ("Chinglish"), taking a shit, and—ta-da!—cruising the Red Light District. We're right behind you, Ted.