You gotta hand it to Madonna. The singer, known simply as "M" in some countries, manages to carry cover space on all five celebrity weeklies a month shy of her 50th birthday—we doubt even fellow humanitarian homewrecker Angelina Jolie will be able pull off such a feat when she hits the half-century mark in 17 years.* And to think all it took was a cleverly planned/unplanned affair/non-affair with baseball's highest paid player, Alex Rodriguez.