The weak economy is making it increasingly difficult for bachelors to pick up chicks out in the ritzy eastern enclaves of Long Island. Most bankers these days are probably loathe to drop $27 on an inhibitions-lowering vodka soda, to say nothing of the fact that they've all had to give up their million-dollar summer-lovin' estates because of the sub-prime mortgage crisis. What's a baller on a budget to do? The New York Post clues us in on one increasingly popular tactic: straight-up lying about being rich!