• Baby bucking the trend: Like many before them, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren have cut a two-part deal with with OK! for $1.5 million in exchange for baby photos of little Honor and pictures of another family "event" down the line.
• Slippery slope: OPEC secretary general Salem El-Badri says we'd all be pretty screwed if there was a military conflict with Iran because there's just no way to replace the country's oil production; oil prices would go through the roof. "The prices would go unlimited," he said, "I can't give you a number."
• Brotherly love lost: Madonna's brother, Christopher, reveals a lot of not that interesting stuff in his tell-all book about his sister, out next week.
• Special allergies: Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth quashes rumors that he was pulled over for speeding in Canada as he was going into anaphylactic shock from a peanut allergy. "The only thing I'm allergic to is criticism," Roth says.
SURE, THERE'S MORE: Actors still not happy; sex and cheesecake; and Broadway closing!