Poor Eddie Murphy. First rumors begin to circulate that he's going to retire and people rejoice. Then he quashes the rumors and people get bummed. Now his latest fart joke-strewn comedy, Meet Dave, is out and movie reviewers are recoiling. About an alien (Eddie Murphy) with a little man (Eddie Murphy) controlling him from inside, Meet Dave has one thing going for it: no fat suits! But that's about the only ompliment anyone could give the movie, including Murphy, who didn't even bother showing up to its premiere. Come on, meet the reviews of Meet Dave: