• Oh baby baby: Angelina Jolie finally gave birth to her twins, via C-section, on Saturday night, with Brad at her side. The babies, one boy and one girl, have been named Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline.
• Writing it out: Barack Obama outlines his plans for getting out of Iraq in an op-ed for the New York Times today, cleverly titled "My Plan For Iraq."
• This Bud's for them: Anheuser-Busch has agreed to be sold to InBev for a cool, frothy $52 billion. The enormous InBev is based in Belgian and also owns Stella Artois and Becks.
SURE, THERE'S MORE: Audrina's false move; Mario Lopez, sexy cheapskate; a dead blogger; and Congress gets tough on shrinks!