Hey, bad news! The Second District court—that's New York, Vermont, and Connecticut—has decided that you might be a drug dealer and you don't even know it. Back in 2003, this guy named Ricky Wallace, who lives with his dad in Rochester, poor schmuck, sold two little bags of coke to a some narc. When they came to raid the house, they found 1.5 grams of it and a good deal of pot (well, $600 worth) and an AK-47. They also found a lot of little ziplock baggies. Mmm, Rochester! His rent was $400 a month, by the way.