• No joke: Comedians Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have parted ways. Thankfully, there are no children involved. Really, we're thankful.
• Moody's blues: Is novelist Rick Moody a Martian?
• No end to the bleeding: More trouble at the Tribune Co as both the Los Angeles Times publisher David Hiller and Chicago Tribune editor Ann Marie Lipinski have resigned their posts.
• Negative vibes: Guess which site was quite pleased with itself for publishing the first negative review of The Dark Knight?
• Clip and save: A rough explanation of why your literary tastes may be held hostage by a 30-something stay-at-home mom.
• Killer, man: The president of Sudan, Omar al-Bashir, was charged with genocide today. Hopefully this will result in more than just a very angry letter.
• Men on a mission: A man who published pictures of white-shirtless Mormon missionaries in various positions of religious compromise (exposing ones armpits is a sin against God, apparently) has been excommunicated. There's a Mitt Romney joke somewhere in here, but since he no longer presents any danger to the executive branch we won't trouble ourselves with it.