The UK has had a wave of stabbings—largely because the country is too wussy for shootings—and now doctors and law enforcement folk are hatching a plan. What if, some are suggesting, England didn't sell any knives with sharp points? Would the stabbings stop then? "Doctors," notes the BBC, "would prefer to deal with non-fatal attacks from cleavers or short pointed knives rather than fatal stabbings." Huh! Why has no one thought of this before! This is a good plan. Also they could hire Batman from the city of Gotham for a while.