• We're still in: Despite numerous rumors, it turns out Radar fave Amy Poehler will not be starring in an Office spin-off. Her new show is an NBC comedy that will run alongside The Office and take on a similar faux-documentary style.
• Only the lonely: Poor John McCain. There was only one reporter waiting for him when he stepped off the plane in Manchester last night.
• Is that thing on?: Were the private passions of Madonna and Alex Rodriguez documented? Like on film? We are in no mood for this sort of talk.