• How Rude!: Gossip Girl ads continue to twist stiff-collared parents' panties in a bunch. "Mind-blowingly inappropriate" it may be, but are we really going to harsh on a shirtless Chace Crawford?
• Sweatin' with some oldies: Richard Simmons is slated to testify before Congress about expanding physical education in public schools. As for his attire, expect a suit and tie. Says Simmons, "That's right. No dolphin shorts and tank top."
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