Seattle has been rocked—rocked!—by a devastating incident of mayhem. New York City isn't the only city having violent incidents during monthly Critical Mass bike ride demonstrations. (Just what those pain-in-the-ass, self-righteous, horrifying hippies needed—an actual, bona fide martyr. Thanks, stupid NYPD rookie!) So on the fairer coast, a typical Critical Mass incident went totally postal—with awful and hilarious results!