This morning brings a New York City twofer in the New York Post and the New York Daily News—both covers front a MISSING WHITE GIRL, in a story that has minimal relevance to New York City and lack any real juicy tabloidness. The girl was abducted in Boston by her father, and only passed through Grand Central Station on the way to points unknown. We don't really care about her! This situation is pretty bad, even for this lazy cucumber season of news. So what six things could the tabs have reached for last night?