Let's take a quick tour around the Internet! What's going on?
• "Oscar-winning actor Morgan Freeman was injured in a serious car accident in Mississippi Sunday night, according to published reports."
• "Nicole Caldwell, Playgirl's editor-in-chief, just emailed confirmation that the magazine is indeed shuttering its print operation."
• "Robert Novak has announced his immediate retirement following the diagnosis of a brain tumor, a prognosis the Sun-Times' political columnist describes as 'dire.'"
Okay, Monday, you've made your point. We're going to go lie down somewhere safe.