• Oh that? We're all finished!: Puppet-like Russian Prez Dmitri Medvedev has ordered that Russia's military operations in Georgia halt, but fighting on the ground continues and he doesn't say when troops will pull out.
• Backlash?: A Russian invasion is also causing problems on the French and Italian Rivieras. Way to stay current, Page Six!
• Elephantitis: In a wink to her train-wreck performance last year, Britney Spears appears in promos for the MTV's Video Music Awards. The promos also feature this year's host, Russell Brand, and a big elephant in the room. No, really, there's actually an elephant on the room.
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