• Buyer's market: Donald Trump is saving Ed McMahon from foreclosure by buying his house and leasing it back to him. Supposedly, the two don't know each other, but the Donald said saving McMahon from the f-word "would be an act of honor."
• Flight of the Condi: Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice is in Tbilisi, Georgia, to preset a ceasefire deal to Georgian President Mikhail Saakashvili. Meanwhile, Poland has made a preliminary deal to host a U.S. missile defense shield. Washington swears the deal with Poland isn't a reaction to the Russia-Georgia crisis but rather to protect against long-range attacks from truly "rogue states" like Iran.
• Girls to Women: The U.S.'s Nastia Likukin took the gold in the women's gymnastics individual all-around and her teammate Shawn Johnson won the silver. Take that, China! Old people can do gymnastics too.
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