"How's Life for Giuliani These Days?" wondered yesterday's New York Times about their city's former mayor and Republican presidential nominee. The answer is pretty much what you'd expect: Rudy's still hacking away in Republican politics (he'll be crashing the Democratic Convention in Denver) and making loads of cash ("working with companies on energy matters"). As unsurprising as that is, we were nonetheless hit by a small wave of nostalgia regarding all those other clowns who ran for president before getting thumped by John McCain and Barack Obama. How's life for those jerks these days?