• Fishing for evidence: Laurence Fishburne is joining to cast of CSI in October. Fishburne's character is a college lecturer and former pathologist who studied the reasoning behind acts of violence, particularly those against Tina Turner.
• Bill of goods: Either Bill Kristol is an irresponsible hack who doesn't care what lies he spreads in the service of his political agenda or he's trying to single-handedly destroy what's left of the New York Times' credibility. Wait, did we say "either"?
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