Remember those tumbly little liars the Chinese girls' Olympic gymnastics team? Yeah, them. Just desserts are heading their way, people. Seems the International Olympic Committee, following up on a hacker's diligent (okay, monomaniacal) work in unearthing evidence of uneven bar star He Kexin's true age, has called for an investigation into the teensy issue of just how old these triple-jointed monsters really are! Hang 'em high, you know? Send 'em back to flippin' boot camp with tears in their eyes and terror in their hearts at knowing what whip is about to come a' whippin'. Did they really think we wouldn't find out? Then they are even dumber than they look. [Epoch Times]