Oh, to be Michael Phelps. The amphibious golden boy, who possesses the body of Adonis but the style of an awkward Asian b-boy, was busted sucking face with with fetching Australian swimmer Stephanie Rice outside of a party in the Olympic Village. Which probably doesn't make Rice's ex-boyfriend Eamon Sullivan, with whom she is featured in the above underwear video shoot, very happy. "All the swimmers are talking about it, and [Sullivan] is cut up about what happened," someone tells the New York Post. We knew some swimmers in college; they were among the gossipiest, most incestuous bunch on a campus, so that sounds about right.