There are so many things wrong with Anderson Cooper appearing on the fall cover of Vim & Vigor, a publication which is the exact opposite of the gay pornographic circular it looks like, that we don't even know where to start, which never happens. We knew posing for the Advocate wasn't in AC's near future, but offering up an "aw, shucks, I'm flexing in the most discreet way possible" pose to the Jewish Home & Hospital's promotional 'zine? Which targets, well, the hospice demographic? Weird. At least he looks suitably embarrassed on the cover.