For those guys who still insist on wondering: No, you do not have a chance in hell in landing Adriana Lima. The Victoria's Secret Brazilian bombshell is happy to report to Radar that her "engagement [to the Minnesota Timberwolves' Mark Jaric] is going very well. I'm very happy!" Then she trailed off, something about wedding plans and her mom and God knows what else—we kinda spaced out, to be honest. It's here on our notes somewhere, though.