Holy God. If you do nothing else today, you must see this video. Tan Tan, a giant panda in Japan, has given birth to the first artificially inseminated cub there in 20 years. And the little tyke looks just like ... a teensy snapping turtle. Don't think about how ridiculously painful it must be to grow that much in the course of one lifetime. Do pray Tan Tan tries her very best not to step on/eat her offspring.