What to do when the circle of life reveals itself for the cold, barbed noose it truly is, tying up dreams and strangling whatever family, hockey hope, or political future that lays before it? Compare and contrast your own unplanned pregnancy with other famous teen mommies, of course, and hope that your family huddles up and protects you as best they can against the ugly and judgmental public. Though the latter might not exactly be the case for sperminated 17-year-old Bristol Palin, daughter of GOP VP nominee Sarah Palin, she can rest easy in knowing it's not just her and Jamie Lynn Spears who came up craps in the game of after-school romps: